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Currently obsessing over:

Will dabble in:
The Hobbit/LotR
Game of Thrones
The Walking Dead
Doctor Who
Attack on Titan
homoerotic subtext

Always relevant:
crude jokes
the occasional fluffball

stop huge nerd sebastian stan 2k14

tagged as →  #sebastian stan
tagged as →  #fluffbutt

MAKE ME CHOOSE | khsavvy asked: Sora or Vanitas

tagged as →  #kingdom hearts

Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?


Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.


You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.


As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.


Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

tagged as →  #chris evans  #mcu cast
6 days ago
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It was a matter of time


So get this.


I’ve made those pillowplushies above. They are available as preorder in [my storenvy store]. In depth description and (to be updated) schedule details are listed [here].

Preorders (and this giveaway) ends 20th April 11:59PM GMT.

  • If necessary amount of plushies won’t be ordered I’ll return all the money within 3 days (23rd April).
  • If miracle happens and they are super popular I’ll let you know if estimated shipping will take longer than 2 weeks after I receive printed material (~18th May?) I’ll let you know via email.

I can mix for you any front with any back (for one character, Dean in lingerie is an exception) just leave me a note while filing an order :)


I’m reaching 2k followers here which is awesome and calls for giveaway. Besides that I kinda need to spread this info about preorders plus I have those trial (meaning not 100% as perfect as final sold version will be) pillowplushies to give :3

Rules are as follows:

  • There will be three winners. Each will get one pillowplushie (first place chooses first etc) plus little extra surprise ;)
  • Only reblogs count (please don’t delete description!)
  • You don’t have to follow me (but giveaway reblog blogs and so on doesn’t count)
  • I ship worldwide.
  • Please have your askbox open. If you don’t answer within 3 days I’ll choose next winner (that will automatically have 3rd place)
  • Giveaway ends 20th April.

Good luck! ;)




Osric is a gift and I’m still upset about Kevin.

We’re all still upset about Kevin.

"Booo from the grave"  OMG…

tagged as →  #osric chau  #spn cast


It’s hard to find a partner with a similar life experience. [insp]

tagged as →  #captain america  #mcu



tagged as →  #spn spoilers





Shark Mermaid by *sharpie91

This is so adorable

I need to see the cartoon version of this. I can see the Dreamworks/Pixar movie already.

        (tags by cortue)

tagged as →  #art